yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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