the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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