I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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