guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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