He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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