You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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