How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize