It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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