Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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