Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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