I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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