Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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