Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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