love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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