We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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