Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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