I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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