oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
God I need to hump something, right now.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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