Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
