If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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