So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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