Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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