I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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