i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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