haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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