I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Is Oprah even human
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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