Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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