I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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