when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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