I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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