Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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