I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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