Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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