this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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