Pappa wants mamma naked
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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