we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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