Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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