yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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