You made me cry and you don't even care
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Did you just see the Batmobile???
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
