butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Less talking, more tequila
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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