I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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