alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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