my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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