it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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