No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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