Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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