I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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