His pubic hair was longer than his dick
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Did I show you my penis last night?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
