Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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