i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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