peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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