You're completely useless in the revolution.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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