yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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