I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
